Errr HOWDY!

Are ewe wonderin, is this where i can git me fill of PIG culture n inteligence?

Well wonder no more pilgrim... yer here now.. relax n enjoy the experience... i mean the feelin... n take off yer head-band, n sweat.

Make sure ewe visit our shop.. n sign up fir our newsletter... its just over there.. to the right.

Enjoy yer stay.

Love Par, T-Bone, Streeeetch n Cousin Billy-Bob Pig

Oooh, Nearly firgot..
Samwerth Valley Hotel photos are now on the photos page!
Were ewe there?