I knows you bin wonderin,' who are those Pigs?
Well we're not sure but we know we exist n wese mighty happy to be alive in whatever plain of existence this is...
anyway to help you along the road to understandin, here are some personel facts.

Name:	Par Pig
Age:	161
Instrument:	Double Bass
Hobbies:	Whittlin', Dog Breedin' & Astrophysics.
Favourite Music:	THE PIGS!
Favourite Food:	Grits & Smelly Tofu (Cho Do Foo)
Place You'd Like To Visit Most:	Alcatraz.
Par Says.... :	Bein Par in this family of Pigs makes me very proud. I have always bin a good swimmer, as so too was my kids when they took that long journey up the missisippee to fertilise my sows googies. It takes more than just a good swimmer to make a good pig, it takes, it takes, eh weell... theere's no need to go on . wee'l see you at 'the pigs' gigs. Bye!!
Name:	Streeetch Pig
Age:	99
Instrument:	Steal String Geetar n Harp n Kazoo
Hobbies:	Makin' kazoos outta road kill an waitin' for the watermelon plant in my belly to grow.
Favourite Music:	The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
Favourite Food:	Moonshine Mountain Brittle & Roadside Possum Surprise
Place You'd Like To Visit Most:	The Big Kazoo
Stretch Says.... :	I'll never go skinny dippin' with snapping turtles again.
Name:	T-Bone Pig
Age:	75
Instrument:	Nylon Sring Geetar.
Hobbies:	Drinkin' Dancin' & fartin in jars.
Favourite Music:	The Eldorado Soundtrack.
Favourite Food:	Eggplant & Zucchini... especially when theere together.
Place You'd Like To Visit Most:	I wont go eenywhere that my Par hasn't been too yet - and cheeked that its safe.
T-Bone Says... :	My days in prison taught me two things - 1. don't bite & 2. 'I LOVE YOU PAR!'
Name:	Cousin Billy-Bob Pig
Age:	13
Instrument:	Standin' Up Drums
Hobbies:	Playin' with dolls & digin' up worms.
Favourite Music:	THE PIGS!
Favourite Food:	Chops
Place You'd Like To Visit Most:	My Back.
Cousin Billy Bob Says.... :	When I finish school I'd like to get my own pig farm and really excel as an individual.