| We knows you bin wonderin,' who are those Pigs? Well we're not sure but we know we exist n wese mighty happy to be alive in whatever plain of existence this is... Anyways, to help you along the road to understandin, here are some personel facts. |
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| Name: | Par Pig |
| Age: | 161 |
| Instrument: | Double Bass |
| Hobbies: | Whittlin', Dog Breedin' & Astrophysics. |
| Favourite Music: | THE PIGS! |
| Favourite Food: | Grits & Smelly Tofu (Cho Do Foo) |
| Place You'd Like To Visit Most: | Alcatraz. |
| Par Says.... : | Bein Par in this family of Pigs makes me very proud. I have always bin a good swimmer, as so too was my kids when they took that long journey up the missisippee to fertilise my sows googies. It takes more than just a good swimmer to make a good pig, it takes, it takes, eh weell... theere's no need to go on . wee'l see you at 'the pigs' gigs. Bye!! |
| Name: | Streeetch Pig |
| Age: | 99 |
| Instrument: | Steal String Geetar n Harp n Kazoo |
| Hobbies: | Makin' kazoos outta road kill an waitin' for the watermelon plant in my belly to grow. |
| Favourite Music: | The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra |
| Favourite Food: | Moonshine Mountain Brittle & Roadside Possum Surprise |
| Place You'd Like To Visit Most: | The Big Kazoo |
| Stretch Says.... : | I'll never go skinny dippin' with snapping turtles again. |
| Name: | T-Bone Pig |
| Age: | 75 |
| Instrument: | Nylon Sring Geetar. |
| Hobbies: | Drinkin' Dancin' & fartin in jars. |
| Favourite Music: | The Eldorado Soundtrack. |
| Favourite Food: | Eggplant & Zucchini... especially when theere together. |
| Place You'd Like To Visit Most: | I wont go eenywhere that my Par hasn't been too yet - and cheeked that its safe. |
| T-Bone Says... : | My days in prison taught me two things - 1. don't bite & 2. 'I LOVE YOU PAR!' |
| Name: | Cousin Billy-Bob Pig |
| Age: | 13 |
| Instrument: | Standin' Up Drums |
| Hobbies: | Playin' with dolls & digin' up worms. |
| Favourite Music: | THE PIGS! |
| Favourite Food: | Chops |
| Place You'd Like To Visit Most: | My Back. |
| Cousin Billy Bob Says.... : | When I finish school I'd like to get my own pig farm and really excel as an individual. |
